Der Spiegel has a great new interview with the man, the legend: His Excellency Brother Leader Moammar Gaddafi, Guide of the First of September Great Revolution of the Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya. (Seriously, that's his full title.)

Here's a quick summary:

1. Switzerland = The Mafia, The Masons and Al Qaeda all rolled into one:

Gadhafi: Money is laundered on a grand scale in Switzerland. Anyone who robs a bank later invests the money in Switzerland. Anyone who evades taxes goes to Switzerland. Anyone who wants to deposit money in secret accounts goes to Switzerland. And a large number of owners of such secret accounts have died under mysterious circumstances.
SPIEGEL: Excuse me?
Gadhafi: Yes, Switzerland is behind it all.

2. Gaddafi lies:

SPIEGEL: Allow us to ask once again: Are you really hearing today for the first time that your son allegedly severely beat two people?
Gadhafi: Yes, I'm hearing this now for the first time.

Check out the full article for more on Gaddafi's love for Silvio Berlusconi, opinions on Angela Merkel's "manliness" and plan to bring peace in the Middle East.

Hat tip to Becky R.