A rouge shark attacked a group of tourists in the Egyptian resort town of Sharm el-Sheik last week, leaving one person dead and four others with serious injuries. In response, the governor of the South Sinai region, Said Mohamed Abdel-Fadil Shusha, suggested that agents from Mossad might have planted ‘Jawsenstein’ in a bid to undermine Egypt’s booming tourism industry. Unfortunately, Mr. Shusha's statement did not explain if the Israeli spies had bred, indoctrinated, or genetically manipulated the shark. Nor would he comment on whether the frickin’ Zionist animal had used its teeth or a laser beam attached to its head.
